Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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