Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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