It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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