come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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