I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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