We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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