Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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