Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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