no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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