But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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