i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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