just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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