jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He? As in you personified your dick?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize