you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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