Whod you bang
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
