His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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