Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
it's like heaven, but drunker
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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