Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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