so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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