so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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