let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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