He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
accomplished twins. life is a go
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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