with your own penis?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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