My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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