There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
from now on my penis is your penis
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
