My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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