bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
