i think i have herpe
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?