You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?