porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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