She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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