I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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