TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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