I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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