How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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