Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We just shotgunned beers for America
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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