Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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