try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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