I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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