I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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