scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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