i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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