Plan B is the new Plan A
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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