i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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