me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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