Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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