You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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