So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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