You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she looked like the before picture.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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