It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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