He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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