They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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