How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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