So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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