i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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