I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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