What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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