Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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